125. What's Long, Horny, and Full of Seaman?, 5 of 7

Mustard?

125. What's Long, Horny, and Full of Seaman?, 4 of 7

Finally, a chance to use some of the first Playmobil I ever bought ... the Viking longship.

125. What's Long, Horny and Full of Seaman?, 3 of 7

It takes a certain courage to be an atheist in a fantasy world where you can see a god down at the local tavern having a pint on any given Friday night.

125. What's Long, Horny and Full of Seaman?, 2 of 7

Uh-oh!

125. What's Long, Horny and Full of Seaman?, 1 of 7

A running joke? Or maybe a rowing joke?

124. Loot, page 7 of 7

Like all electric guitars in fantasy worlds, this one works without an amp or electricity, and yet can produced a loud, amplified sound ... unless the plot demands that it needs lightning or something to work in a specific instance. The strings will never break, and it will never need tuning ... and at some point Elvis will turn up and claim it as his own.

124. Loot, page 6 of 7

Oh, Thief ... never change.