121: Planked, 7 of 7

A double post today so I don't leave any readers (assuming there are such creatures lurking out there in the darkness?) hanging out for the end of this episode. Two weeks with no posts to recover my sanity ... back again early in the new year.

121: Planked, 6 of 7

What title should the history between the two of them be given? The Rise and Fall of the Dennis Empire? The Lies of the Con Artists? Dennis and the Decline of Magic?

121: Planked, 5 of 7

Could this be the break up of the Party? It's the Beatles all over again!

121: Planked, 4 of 7

Okay, so I may have but some bad images into your head.

121: Planked, 3 of 7

I would show you what the Mage was doing, but I just know your imaginations are worse than anything I could contrive with Playmobil toys.

121: Planked, 2 of 7

Oh!

121: Planked, 1 of 7

Many thanks to all those who have read any of this strip this year.

120: X Marks the Spot, 7 of 7

Maybe it's the chicken dance?

120: X Marks the Spot, 6 of 7

The problem of a loose-fitting wizard's robe.

120: X Marks the Spot, 5 of 7

Well, at least he found Polly.

120: X Marks the Spot, 4 of 7

Caves are cool.

120: X Marks the Spot, 3 of 7

Life's a beach.

120: X Marks the Spot, 2 of 7

Aww, poor Dennis.

120: X Marks the Spot, 1 of 7

Algebra and a hangover. A dangerous combination.

119: Crackers Wants A Polly, 7 of 7

That's why the Thief tries so hard not to get caught by surprise.

119: Crackers Wants A Polly, 6 of 7

Anyone wanna play catch?

119: Crackers Wants a Polly, 5 of 7

Broadening career options.

119: Crackers Wants A Polly, 4 of 7

Sea-sickness can linger.

119: Crackers Wants A Polly, 3 of 7

Half and half.

119: Crackers Wants a Polly, 2 of 7

or maybe dolphins?

119: Crackers Wants a Polly, 1 of 7

A pirate quest, no less.

118: What Shall We Do With The Drunken Sailor?, 7 of 7

There's always rats.

118: What Shall We Do With The Drunken Sailor?, 6 of 7

Ah.

118: What Shall We Do With The Drunken Sailor?, 5 of 7

Well, she is, isn't she.

118: What Shall We Do With The Drunken Sailor?, 4 of 7

Scurvy [insert animal here]!

118: What Shall We Do With The Drunken Sailor?, 3 of 7

Beautiful plumage!

118: What Shall We Do With The Drunken Sailor?, 2 of 7

She's mean when she's sober as well.

118: What Shall We Do With The Drunken Sailor?, 1 of 7

"Put her in the scuppers with a hose-pipe on her ... "

117: Port in a Storm, 7 of 7

Maybe Barb can get a drink on land ... do they serve a Bloody Mary, perchance?

117: Port in a Storm, 6 of 7

Hic!

117: Port in a Storm, 5 of 7

Who would have guess that becoming a vampire would make you evil?

117: Port in a Storm, 4 of 7

They seem to be onboard ...

117: Port in a Storm, 3 of 7

Drunkard's logic.

117: Port in a Storm, 2 of 7

What could that be ... ?

117: Port in a Storm, 1 of 7

When a vampire is thirsty ...

116: Below Decks, page 7 of 7

Next week ... he loses a liver as well.

116: Below Decks, page 6 of 7

Do vampire's smell? Depends if they've recently had a bath or not.

116: Below Decks, page 5 of 7

Feeling sick ... eerrrgh!

116: Below Decks, page 4 of 7

116: Below Decks, page 3 of 7

My Jaws homage.

116: Below Decks, page 2 of 7

Rule #298 : Don't piss off your vampire love slave on a long ocean voyage.

116: Below Decks, page 1 of 7

Well, at least Barb's okay ...

115: Sea Bored, page 7 of 7

Next week could be a little messy ...

115: Sea Bored, page 6 of 7

Oh no! It's a tacky holiday resort on a tropical island.

115: Sea Bored, page 5 of 7

It's azure?

115: Sea Bored, page 4 of 7

They were Greco-Roman Wrestling? Dancing the Tango? What? Tell Me!

115: Sea Bored, page 3 of 7

Don't you hate it when you realize you've been doing something wrong over and over again for years?

115: Sea Bored, page 2 of 7

My daughter got a couple of Playmobil dolphins, and kindly let me borrow them for today's photos.

115: Sea Bored, page 1 of 7

Like rocks in the water, bad puns lie in wait to ruin the voyage ...

114: Letter From Conny, page 7 of 7

The 800th page (or thereabouts). And I've stop playing with my wee girl's fish tank for now.